A few years ago, T-Rex was having a hard time writing his autobiography. Today, he discovers that plot alone is not romantic.
P.S. Not sure if “flush” is a joke or a typo in panel 5. Am I picky or just humor impaired? Ryan fixed it.
Links:
- Dinosaur Comics: “Autobiography still not working out”

Poor T-Rex, my knish! What with “Bang A Gong, Get it On,” who in the Jurasic Area does the pathos-laden “thunder lizard” think he’s fooling. My hypothesis: should Tony R be able to write his autobiography, his chiropractic bills would more than gobble up his royalties. With arms that stubby, he’d surely have to be bent over (and not in that sexy Las Vegas way!) too far and for too long to stay flexible and loosey-goosey.