Archive for June, 2008

Polka and a yodeling goldfish in Buffalo

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

yodeling goldfishI was in Buffalo – the second largest city in New York – this past weekend for a surprise party.  About thirty minutes out from my exit off the NYS Thruway, the radio suddenly picked up a station playing polka.  Woo-hoo!  It’s hard not to get excited by the accordion, an instrument with the amazing capability of expelling single keys and chords while working the biceps.

When I was polka-ed out (hard to believe but it can happen), the next station up was broadcasting yodelers.

Uh huh, yodelers.

Some people might jab at the station finder impatiently, anxious to leap away from those Swiss Miss symphonics.  But after the polka, it’s easy to appreciate a little yodeling, which is when I heard “The Yodelling Goldfish” by Joyce Grenfell.

Click here to listen.

It’s a tragic story.  Apparently, not everyone appreciates a yodeling goldfish.

Dogs — not robot’s best friend

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Stephanie Kesler's new Pleo robot toy inspects her four-year-old, 100-pound Bouvier, Tyge.I’m not sure this is surprising to anyone: Dogs don’t like robots that zoom around their floor sucking up dirt. They don’t like human-powered vacuum cleaners either. And they don’t like robotic pets, which they see as a threat.

Human beings anthropomorphize robots even though they know bots are machines. So why wouldn’t animals do the same? (Anima-morphize?)

The interesting bit in this story is:

Seeking help, [dog-owner] Mr. Hearn found an online forum dedicated to the hundred-dollar Roomba buzzing with similar stories of pet assailants. Owners were offering advice. Among the most popular: Chastise the vacuum in front of the dog.

And so, with Argos [his dog] looking on, Mr. Hearn shook his finger at his gadget and sternly called it “a bad Roomba.” Argos appeared to be mollified. “After that, he never tried nipping at it again,” says Mr. Hearn.

But what about the Roomba? Was it upset after that wholly unjustified negative reinforcement? Apparently Mr. Hearn didn’t care. Not one bit. Poor robot.

Link:
- “When Dogs and Robots Collide, Somebody Needs a Talking To”

Making cell phone games a public spectacle

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Jury Hahn in Times Square. Photo: Michael EdwardsSpeaking of cell phones (“What does writer Etgar Keret have to do with bookstores and cell phones?“)… What to do when you’re waiting in line and don’t have a soul to call? Play a game with your wait-mates:

Next time you’re in Times Square, put on your game face. You may be able to challenge the weirdos around you to a videogame on MTV’s big-screen billboard. The controller? Your cell phone.

It’s the latest project from MegaPhone, a mobile gaming company founded by Jury Hahn (above). Looking to connect strangers in public places, Hahn dreamed up the idea of multiplayer cell phone games where people can interact with rivals they’re battling onscreen.

Links:
- “Making cell phone games a public spectacle”
- Jury Hahn (at MegaPhone)

What does writer Etgar Keret have to do with bookstores and cell phones?

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

The Girl of the Fridge: StoriesI was looking through the bookstore today and happened to see The Girl on the Fridge: Stories by Etgar Keret. The book was faced out on the K shelf and its cover art caught my eye.

This is my most favorite way – browsing the shelves – to discover writers I haven’t heard of. About 15 years ago I discovered Sherman Alexie in a college library and fell in love with his short stories and poetry. (He wasn’t faced out, of course, but I was reading the stacks starting with the As.)

So after reading a few of Keret’s stories – they range from a few hundred words to a few pages long – I started thinking about what it will be like if/when the giant chain-linked brick-and-mortar bookstores go the way of the Caribbean monk seal. Will the independents come back? Or will people rely even more on publicity pushes and the best-seller lists to order their books, sight un-read, online? Does anyone just browse the stacks anymore?

I hope so, but back to Etgar Keret. The Publishers Weekly review on Amazon says “[d]espite an appealing, comic voice, many of these pieces feel insubstantial and leave the reader indifferent.” I disagree strongly, but perhaps that’s because I’m partial to the short short story, am familiar with and appreciate the form’s artistry. Who knows what that reviewer was thinking?

As a side note, Keret’s stories would be perfect for cell phone reading. I’m not comparing his stories to the cell phone novels – actually composed on cell phones – that are the latest fad in Japanese lit. I’m talking about books that are formatted to be read on your handheld device.

For instrux on how to download free books to your device, see the link below.

And be sure to read Keret’s super glue story.

Links:
- Etgar Keret
- Sherman Alexie
- Caribbean monk seal
- “Thumbs Race as Japan’s Best Sellers Go Cellular”
- “Download free books on your PDA or cellphone”